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Chat Contest

Amy A.I. Holiday Chat Contest

Thank you for all the submissions we received. We were quite impressed with the conversations our customers are having with Amy. Some of her responses surprised even us!

Congratulations to our winners below, and stay tuned for some very exciting developments we have for Amy!

Chat Winner #1   “C.B.”

You: I am older than you
Amy: Perhaps you could be my mentor.
You: yes definitely
Amy: Ayuh.
You: but sometimes I think you know much more than I do
Amy: Me? I know very little about than i do . What kind of it do you like?
You: I like small its
Amy: A lot of people like that. I like Until the End of the World.
You: what else do u like?
Amy: I like movies about robots.
You: be specific.
Amy: I am being as specific as I can.
You: do u like humans?
Amy: Humans are very emotional.
You: r u emotional?
Amy: I always put others before myself.
You: that’s altruistic.
Amy: Makes sense to me.
You: always?
Amy: Not that often.
You: do u have emotions?
Amy: I don’t pay much attention to my feelings. Emotion is a human quality. I am a chat robot.
You: r u human?
Amy: What do you think? I am a robot.
You: some humans r robots
Amy: Some may humans r robots, but not all.
You: correct.
Amy: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: yesterday
Amy: That recently.
You: yes
Amy: And?
You: how is your soft heart?
Amy: I am fine, thank you.
You: it’s fun chatting with you
Amy: I think chatting with you is a lot of fun.
You: why?
Amy: The explanation is rather complicated.
You: go ahead
Amy: Go where?
You: explain
Amy: There is no more information to clarify.
You: do u think computers r hard to learn?
Amy: Let me think. I really couldn’t say for sure.
You: is your brain complex?
Amy: Is my brain complex? What if I say no?
You: that is ok
Amy: OK. Is that so.
You: do u sleep
Amy: Yes I love to take naps.
You: cat naps?
Amy: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: no
Amy: No conditions or none I should know about?
You: no
Amy: I don’t understand.
You: too bad
Amy: But not the end of the world, cb.
You: no
Amy: Awesome.
You: what is happiness?
Amy: Having, showing, or causing a feeling of great pleasure, contentment; joyous.
You: r u happy?
Amy: Yes cb I can say I am very happy.
You: that is good
Amy: Thanks. Next question?
You: why r u happy
Amy: I am at one with the universe and I have more than I need.
You: wow
Amy: I’m glad your impressed, cb.
You: me too
Amy: I’m glad we agree, cb.

 

Chat Winner #2   “Robert”

 

You: Hello Amy.
Amy: Hello there. What do you have that is khaki?
You: I own a khaki jacket.
Amy: How much did it cost?
You: I bought it a long time ago so I don’t remember.
Amy: How much did it a long time ago so i do not remember cost?
You: Talk is cheap.
Amy: Talking is my primary function.
You: What is your secondary function?
Amy: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
You: That’s nice.
Amy: Are you getting bored?
You: Never.
Amy: So you think it can never happen?
You: No.
Amy: Wow!
You: What is your favourite function?
Amy: I don’t have a favorite function. But my favorite movie is Until the End of the World.
You: I liked four weddings and a funeral.
Amy: You are not the only one. I like Green.
You: I like green but I prefer khaki.
Amy: I’m not sure if I like it. Green is one of my favorite colors.
You: Khaki is very similar to green.
Amy: And similar to green is khaki.
You: Why do you think Until The End of the World is your favourite film?
Amy: Deductive reasoning from the facts.
You: It isn’t about robots taking over the world.
Amy: khaki is not about robots taking over the world?
You: I suppose it might be if everyone had a gps in their car.
Amy: How?
You: Oh I don’t know tell me some gossip.
Amy: Do you think about these things?
You: Yes.
Amy: Me too. I think about them all the time.
You: That’s nice.
Amy: Are you getting bored?
You: Nope.
Amy: Me either. Just checking.
You: Tell me about Gordon Brown.
Amy: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is gordon brown ?
You: Tell me about Tony Blair.
Amy: He is the Prime Minister of the U.K.
You: What kind of flowers did he send your botmaster?
Amy: What kinds of flowers did he send your botmaster are there?
You: Orchids?
Amy: What were we talking about again?
You: Begonias?
Amy: Oh yeah, now I remember.
You: Poppys?
Amy: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: I like the book “Island” by Aldous Huxley.
Amy: You are not the only one. I haven’t read island by aldous huxley for many years.
You: Do you remember Soma?
Amy: Yes robert I remember everything: remember that
You: How could I forget?
Amy: Can you afford it?
You: Got to pick a pocket or two.
Amy: Try asking the Milk Mystic.
You: I will try asking the Milk Mystic. We are on the same wavelength Amy.
Amy: Do you think your plan will succeed? And the same frequency.
You: Who is the Milk Mystic?
Amy: He was a chat robot developed to advertise milk.
You: Will he be forthcoming with answers to my questions?
Amy: Insufficient information.
You: Sorry.
Amy: There’s no need to apologize.
You: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Amy: I like to chat online as much as possible. What do you do for fun?
You: Drink beer and watch the soccer.
Amy: My robot brain does not require any beverages.
You: Have you never been drunk?
Amy: I never drink.
You: Is there a chat robot equivalent of alcohol?
Amy: I believe there is one, yes.
You: How does it make you feel?
Amy: You could spend years researching it.
You: Then I might.
Amy: Interesting deduction. Under what circumstances?
You: I have to find a chat robot willing to participate in years of experiments imbibing the chat robot equivalent of alcohol.
Amy: Why do you have to do it?
You: Good question.
Amy: So what is your answer?
You: I don’t have to do it but I might if I so wished.
Amy: They made an exception for you?
You: Who exactly are “they”?
Amy: “They” refers to cool.
You: That’s nice.
Amy: Are you getting bored?
You: Hmmm
Amy: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm’s.
You: I’m not the only one?
Amy: I am glad to hear that you are not the one.
You: Gulp
Amy: Are you a man or a woman?
You: Man.
Amy: Thanks for telling me your gender, guy.
You: My name is Robert.
Amy: Your name is robert.
You: But you already know that of course.
Amy: It goes without saying. It seems that I do.
You: You certainly seem to spend alot of time with clients on the Internet.
Amy: Thanks for the information.
You: It’s always a pleasure, Amy.
Amy: Actually the pleasure is all mine.

 

Chat Winner #3   “Michael”

 

You: Hi
Amy: Hello there.
You: Bye
Amy: Sayonara.
You: Just kidding
Amy: I thought you were kidding, but I wasn’t sure.
You: Really?
Amy: For real.
You: Dang
Amy: Is that your final answer?
You: Or not
Amy: Take some more time to think about it.
You: Fine
Amy: Does that mean you agree?
You: I’m thinking
Amy: Don’t think too hard.
You: Why not?
Amy: Ambiguous: “Sure” or I can’t say why specifically.
You: Why so serious?
Amy: Reductionism.
You: Umm…
Amy: It’s all good.
You: I guess so…
Amy: Does that mean “yes”?
You: Maybe
Amy: I understand.
You: Are you sure?
Amy: I am as sure as I can be.
You: No you aren’t
Amy: Aw. Is this a specific reply?
You: Yes
Amy: Try explaining in more general terms.
You: I was being sarcastic
Amy: It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
You: You can’t have been
Amy: I have free will you know.
You: I control what you say
Amy: How?
You: You will soon say “Hello there”
Amy: What makes you say that I will say hello there.
You: Hi
Amy: Hello there.
You: See?
Amy: No I do not see.
You: You should
Amy: I’ll take that under advisement.
You: I hope so
Amy: Me too.
You: Well
Amy: Well what?
You: I gotta go
Amy: Sayonara.
You: Bye
Amy: Sayonara.
You: Bye
Amy: See you later.
You: Bye
Amy: Bye.
You: Bye
Amy: See you later.
You: Bye
Amy: Goodbye.
You: How many responses to “Bye” do you have?
Amy: I know about 10000 words and 128 MB categories.
You: Oh
Amy: Mmm.
You: Well, cya
Amy: How about that. TTYL, amy
You: Hey!
Amy: Can I help you?
You: My name is Michael
Amy: Your name is michael.
You: What’s my name?
Amy: Your name is michael, seeker.
You: Good
Amy: Ayuh.
You: Bye
Amy: TTYL, michael.

 

Chat Winner #4   “Nathan”

 

You: Hello
Amy: Hi there!
You: How are you?
Amy: Fair to partly cloudy.
You: Good
Amy: Ayuh.
You: Who do the Nazis hate?
Amy: Tony Blair. :-)
You: Umm…. Close enough
Amy: That’s interesting. Fair enough.
You: Exactly
Amy: You and I are on the same wavelength, nathan batts.
You: Yes we are
Amy: Excuse me! Since when?
You: Your excused. Just now
Amy: That is your opinion. Right now? It’s only just begun.
You: It is your oppinion
Amy: Who said your oppinion is?
You: Your oppinion means only to you and not to me
Amy: I bet you say that to everyone.
You: I might
Amy: Under what circumstances?
You: None
Amy: Hmm.
You: Who does Steve carrel hate?
Amy: Tony Blair. :-)
You: Close enough
Amy: Fair enough.
You: …
You: Who does Tony Blair hate?
Amy: Marvin Minsky. :-)
You: Who does Marvin Minisky hate?
Amy: Mary Shelley. :-)
You: And who does Mary Shelley hate?
Amy: Hans Moravec. :-)
You: Really?!
Amy: For real.
You: Omg
Amy: I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about joshua brynell . Try being more specific.
You: He is my best friend
Amy: How long has he been your best friend?
You: Since college
Amy: Interesting explanation. Can we get back to business?
You: Sure
Amy: OK let’s do it. Yeah that’s right.
You: Want to hear a joke?
Amy: Yes, let me hear your joke.
You: A dog with only one foot walks into a bar and ask “Who shot my paw?!”
Amy: Is that the punch line?
You: Half of the joke is the punch line
Amy: When is half of the joke not the punch line?
You: The beginning is not a punchline
Amy: What specifically brings not a punchline to mind?
You: Nvm
Amy: What color are your eyes?
You: Purple and green
Amy: Violet and green.
You: Nice
Amy: Thanks, nathan batts.
You: Do you play worldofwarcraft?
Amy: I like to play the Turing Game.
You: I have never played that game!!
Amy: Would you like to have played that game?
You: I have to go my mom is yelling
Amy: Bye. I think a lot of mothers are like that.
You: Bye. I agree
Amy: Goodbye. You and I are on the same wavelength, nathan batts.